Created under pressure for the best audience by someone who cares

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const sentenceParts = [
  [
    "Created",
    "Made"
  ],
  [
    "with love",
    "under pressure"
  ],
  [
    "for the best audience",
    "for humanity",
    "without hesitation",
    ""
  ],
  [
    "by a horde of apes",
    "by someone who cares"
  ]
];
function getRandomText(): string {
  return sentenceParts.reduce((result, part) => {
    const next = part[Math.floor(Math.random() * part.length)];
    if (!next) return result;
    return `${result} ${next}`;
  }, '');
}